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Swizz Beatz sued Megavideo and all the other sites took down their anime!

At first I was really pissed off about it. I still am, and I'll be sure to see Swizz Beatz in Hell, but in the meantime I'm going to look at the bright side. I have less distraction from other things. I've taken up alogging (audio blogging), and no anime gives me more time to talk about things that are important.

I never blamed the sites, tho. no one wants to get sued. They aren't suppose to have copy written content on their sites in the first place, but now they're being more strict. It's a scare thing. We can only hope it doesn't last long.

Youjo art of 2011!

If Ash were a girl

People are very easy to jump to “Ashley” of the first or second season, in which Ash cross dressed to be in some sort of contest against Misty. Here’s my take on it:

There are many possibilities to what Ash would be like, but only a few probabilities.

Ash(ton) the tomboy

No major difference in personality. The only considered appearance changes would be longer hair - in the back, and skinny pants. I see some slight differences such as Ash being more excitable. In story arc Ash may have to face gender discrimination (and over come it, because she’s the main char), and somewhere in there be exposed to her friends as a girl (if not from the start). Maybe slightly longer hair to keep it in mind to us or the show Ash is female.

Non - gender complex:

It would help if Ash refereed to herself in gender neutral terms. Others would take it upon themselves to call her male terms, and she wouldn’t correct them. She would put on a shirt and swim trunks instead of a bikini style swimsuit. The gender reveal would most likely be comedic. She would be changing or something and someone would be in and be “OMG! *manic blush* You’re a girl?!” and she would just grin, and like “Yeah. You couldn’t tell?” “Why did you let us think you were a boy?” “It doesn’t matter, to me.” After that things would be awkward for alil bit, but funny awkward to us. I would see Misty’s role changing for whatever she was suppose to be to maybe trying to Ash fem up, and/or open any homosexuality. Brock would keep his role as the mature motivator to Ash, but add trying to get her to be more fem, and/ or open any heterosexuality. There’s also the chance Brock might treat Ash like the boy he’s been leading everyone on the believe, like with playing “bro” games. Ash’s sexuality may be expressed as bi, pan, or ace, in reality.

Gender complex, in reference to female:

Ash would look like a boy, but get uptight would people say anything in male terms about her. No funny gender reveal. Despite her looking and acting like a boy, she’d keep it clear she’s a girl. She would be more likely to pick heterosexuality, to overdo keeping in mind she’s a girl despite her real sexuality, if not hetero.

Gender complex, in reference to male:

She would refer to herself in male terms, and so would others. The gender reveal would be a serious character development stepping stone, instead of funny. It could go as Ash hating being a girl, and be an issue to over come to accept being a girl. It could be Ash was posing as a boy for a reason, but being ok with being a girl. After the gender reveal her outfit would most likely change to a more fem version of what she’s already wearing. The attitude would still be very much the same, except she would just refer to herself as female from there on out.

Ash(ley) the fem girl.

I highly doubt Ashley would anything like “Ashley,” the first Ash cross dress. To go into my full idea of a feminine version of Ash’s outfit is, based on how Pokemon does things: A longer jacket, short shorts, choker, knee or thing socks (given socks are worn), and a tank top. All in a lighter color scheme. But that’s my idea of Ashley being maintained in the original male Ash look. The real Pokemon Ashley might look COMPLETELY different from the male counter-part.


Goes for both: I’m thinking Brock being the way he is might be inappropriate, but that would be given if he found Ash attractive.


Those are all my theories. Now here are some facts:

In Ash’s anatomy, the story starts with Ash at 8, I believe. At 8 years old, back in the 90s, girls didn’t have boobs. Ash won’t look any more boy-ish or girl-ish in a plain shirt and shorts. All children can start traveling alone at a young age. I don’t remember any rules about boys and girls starting at separate ages. Ash would start her journey asap, like the original. The crossing dressing “Ashley” wouldn’t have happened, but that doesn’t mean cross dressing wouldn’t happen at Ash at all. Instead of putting on a dress for Misty, she would have put on a different male outfit for Brock. Changed Ashley to Ashton, Ashton to something else, or be only known as Ash until Ashton would have been needed. Overall, not that much would be different. Just whatever you need for gender reveal, tom boy accommodations, or make the character fem.

I can throw tags, too

I read about the guy that got arrested for having loli manga, in which in lolis were victum of rape, and proforming beastiality. The asshole pled guilty, and got somewhere around 10 years, in guessing. It's fucked he just pled guilty, like he did something wrong. The guys in jail are going to think he really did something and try to kill him. He's going to do 2 or 3 years because of the threats, if they can get him out before he's dead.

The last time this happened a few years ago it's like no one cared, but everyone is running scared, and reforming all sorts rules and whatnot. Even Rule 34 (the site, for those you that don't know there is one) is seeming like they're taking down some content, but it's Rule 34 so that's up in the air. I remember someone commenting "This is just one of those things that's a shgock at first, but then everything will go back to normal." I don't know if they'll be a "normal" after this. The reason why THIS story is so big is because the guy had so much of the content. But really, what were the police there for? Did somebody rat out his stash, or what?

What's biting my butt is how everyone is running in far of a goverment WE'RE suppose to be in control of. The man went to jail for COMIC BOOKS! I'm the only person pissed off an innocent man went to jail, which is agianst the consitution?! Isn't this a law Bush made? Isn't that good enough reason to argue it? There wasn't alot of argue aginast he was doing while he was in office, but he's not there anymore.

People pipe up "I HATE PEDOPHILES!" I hate pedos, too, but that's not what we're talking about. Pedophiles actually hurt people. What the hell is a comic book or a cartoon hurting?

Where are the protests? Why isn't anybody mailing or calling the people that have the power to remove/ alter such laws so innocent people don't have to go to jail?

Now that I think about it, I suppose no one thinks they'll get cought. If someone else gets cought they're just the loser of the pack. It's like downloading music. They can't catch everyone, but it just sucks for those that get cought.

I think that if there was suddenly a ban on violent imagary people would be in an up rawr. So it's ok for you to slash out a child's eyes, but touching them in the "no-no" places is the only crime agianst humanity?

I noticed something else. So far, i've only seen guys get in trobule for this, and actually go down for it. Try to pin this on a woman, and common sence might kick in. A female would actually say "They're comic books. They're not hurting anyone." "God" forbid they didn't have any of sort of proof or so much as hinting of any other "pedophilic activity. Then, there would be an actual "shit storm" of protest. I don't know if that hasn't been brought up up, but I suppose no one really cares what you think when they've already slap to "pedo" tag on you.

I can throw tags, too, tho.

You play violent video games?

You're going to do a school/ work shoot.

You listen to rock music (screamo, death metal, etc) ?

You're also going to do a school/ work shoot.

You're a furry?

You yiff. No exceptions.

You're not christain, jews, or catholic in the USA?

You worship Satan.

You've been viewing porn before 18?

You're a perverted delincant. You've also raped or molested at least 1 person before you were 20. If you haven't, you will.

You view porn at all?

You're a pervert that will look at, and get off on ANY porn. You also don't have a mind of your own, so you think how things work in porn is how they work in real life, thus leading to you raping or molesting someone.

You like violent imagary?

You mutalate others, and/ or yourself. At most, you're a serial killer.

You like cartoons or comics?

1. If you like them into "adulthood", you're mentally ill or retarded. Highly immature, and can't take anything seriously to the point where you need services, meds, and a check.

2. You live in your parent's basement. All you do is masterbrate to toon porn, and geek out over your fiugerine collection.

3. You're over wieght, covered in zits, and connect with other people is forbidden.

4. You do cosplay, and it's horribly done.

5. Toons/ comics are all you talk and think about. You drive other people off with it, and you wonder why you don't have any friends. "Normal" people don't like cartoons.

You like paintballing, water gunning?

You're training for the school/ work shooting. At best, you'll be a well known assassin. They don't make a bad living, tho... GO FOR IT!

You have a large gun?

You have a small penis.

You have a tung ring?

You give out oral sex, all the time.

You have tattoos?

If you're a female with tattoos, you're a whore.

Males with tats are extermely violent, and heavy drinkers.

You have your GED, instead of you HSD?

You're a lazy failure.

You going to Community College, instead of state or a famous high standard college?

You're just doing it to have somewhere to go, and something to do. No one takes CC seriously, because it's for poor people or people to lazy for "real" college.

You're a stripper?

1. You have no soul, thus less of a human being. So it's ok to ball up the money and throw it at you.

2. You have 3 - 10 kids at home.

3. You're doing this to work your way through school, at first. Then, you drop out, but you continue with the same story so people will pity you, and add more tips.

Just to show I'm not a pussy, I'll do myself from what I have here.

I'm not going to do a school or work shooting. I don't worship Satan. I've never raped, or molexsted anyone, nor do I think what I see in porn is real. Already said, I'm not a killer. I have mental issues, but I'm not retarded. I know how to take things seriously, I'm not over wieght, nor covered in facial grease, and I make open connect with others. I'm not going to do a shooting, nor will be an assassin. It would be hetic on my social life. I'm not a failure. The fact that I'm getting my GED means I'm something. Failing is just giving up.

Some things don't apply to me.

We don't have a basment.

I would cosplay if I had the money to.